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Okay, ladies.

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AAA's first order of business is the
banquet for student of the year. I have

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this made up. What do you think?

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It's fine for America's most wanted.

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I still can't believe she beat me out of
student of the year. You should. You

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had them recounted 30 times.

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Well, when the voting is that close,
it's my duty.

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Uh, close?

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Mickey had 120 votes. You had 14.

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So they say.

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Okay, look, we are here to discuss the
banquet, okay? Now, you two are in

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charge, so what's it going to be?

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I'm thinking high tea with a string
quartet.

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I'm thinking chicken wings, two
turntables, and a microphone.

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How's your speech going? I'm speechless.

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Oh, that's a first.

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And this just can't be any old speech.

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I'm student of the year.

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Girl, they chose me out of 30 ,000
students.

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Oh, so they pulled your name out of a
hat.

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I bet you were never student of the
year.

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Oh, you're right. They don't have that
at four -year colleges.

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Oh.

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Not even when it takes you six years to
finish.

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Watch yourself.

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Yeah. Uh -huh.

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And you didn't finish.

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Hello?

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Oh, hey, Daddy.

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Is she okay?

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Uh -huh.

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No, I understand.

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Give Mama a hug for me.

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Okay. I love you, too.

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Bye, Daddy.

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What's wrong?

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Mama's sick, so they won't be coming to
the award banquet.

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Oh, that's too bad.

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And Daddy was the one that was supposed
to be presenting it to me.

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Shoot. What am I going to do now?

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Well, since the professor is the emcee,
why don't you just have him give it to

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you?

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That's a great idea.

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And it'll be good training for when he
gives me my engagement ring.

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And your straitjacket.

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I don't talk about your mouth.

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You wonder why you say it.

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Baby, give me a hug.

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You know, you Jehovah's Witnesses are
getting a little too friendly.

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Wait a minute, I'm not a Jehovah's
Witness.

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Danni, who are you?

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I'm your daddy.

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So, Aunt Rita never told you about me?
The first I heard of you was when she

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called me out of the blue a couple weeks
ago.

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She didn't even tell you she was
pregnant?

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Well, it was kind of complicated, see?
Me and Rita, we used to, you know, we

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were... Booty call.

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It was nothing like that.

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Then what was it?

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Well, see, man, we kind of like, you
know, we were... Okay, it was a booty

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The most important thing is that I'm
here now, and I want to make up for the

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time that I missed. I want to get to
know my little girl.

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Little girl?

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You have missed a lot.

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Hey, Mama. Hey, baby.

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Speaking of little girls, that's mine.

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Look at you. Come over here and give
your grandpa a hug.

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Grandpa George?

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You look different.

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Did you get a weave?

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Baby, uh, this is not Grandpa George.

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This is my birth father.

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Oh, you're the one that knocked up
Auntie Rita!

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you're finally able to read your Sesame
Street watch.

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That's how much you know. It's a Rugrats
watch.

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Shall we begin with our checklist?

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I don't have a checklist.

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Figures.

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But I do.

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Okay, music, what about... Done.

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Decorations, I was thinking. Done.

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Flowers. Done. Menu. Done.

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But you've done everything. What am I
supposed to do? Go home. Meet Majority.

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with Regina?

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Kim, everyone has a problem with Regina.

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We're both supposed to be planning my
mother's banquet, but Regina's doing

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everything.

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That's a relief.

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It's not fair.

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Kim, if life was fair, I would have
never met your mother.

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You gonna stop talking about my mama.

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Hey, Kim.

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How'd your meeting with Regina go?

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Awful. This banquet's gonna suck.

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Why, you guys decided to let Woody do
the catering?

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No, Regina. took over and she won't let
me do anything.

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Well, you just can't let her get away
with that.

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You're right.

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It's my mama and I'm proud of her. And
if anybody's gonna make this banquet

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suck, it's gonna be me. That's right.

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That was the ugliest baby I ever seen in
my life.

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I haven't been to Magic Mountain since
Kim was a little girl.

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That was a lot of fun.

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It sure was. I even won you a prize.

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And it only cost you $150 worth of
basketball shots.

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So, uh, what do you want to do next?

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Well, before I do anything, I got to
watch my show, When Animals Attack.

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You watch that? I love that show. Did
you see the one where the deer kicked

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guy's ass?

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This may sound crazy, but I feel like
I've been knowing you all my life. Me

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It's been a great few days.

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And I can't wait till you receive your
award this weekend.

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You know what would make it even more
special?

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Is if you presented to me.

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And nothing would make me happier.

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I was thinking, why stay at a luxury
hotel?

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When you can stretch out on a five -star
couch.

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Are you sure?

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Of course.

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You're my daddy.

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I can do them blankets.

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Okay.

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Could you get that for me quickly? Yeah.

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Who the hell are you?

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I'm Nicky's daddy. Who the hell are you?

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I'm Nicky's daddy.

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Daddy? Yes.

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Biological daddy, Quincy DeJohn.

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Quincy, this is the daddy who raised me,
George Anderson.

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Oh, so you're the one that knocked up my
sister, huh?

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Look, I didn't even know Nikki existed
until Rita called me a couple of weeks

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ago. And that's why I'm here.

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I want to get to know my daughter.

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Well, you're 40 years too late.

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I'm 39.

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Daddy, I thought you were taking care of
Mama.

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Well, she's feeling better.

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And besides, I didn't want to miss
giving you your award.

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You? Uh, let's talk about that in the
morning.

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Right now, I have to figure out a place
for you to sleep.

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Why can't I sleep where I always sleep,
right here on the couch? Because I

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already asked Quincy to stay.

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Baby, maybe I should just... No, no. No,
we're family, and we'll work it out.

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Fine. Why doesn't Mr. Daddy come lately,
sleep on the couch, and I'll sleep on

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the floor?

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No, you take the couch. When I was a
Marine in Nam, I slept on the floor all

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time. Well, that's okay, Gomer Pop.

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I'll sleep on the patio.

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When I was with the 82nd Airborne in the
Nang, what the action was, we slept on

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hard concrete.

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When I was out in the jungle protecting
the Nang, we slept standing

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up, wishing we had some hard concrete to
snuggle on.

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Well, that's all right.

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I'll just stand here and catch up on
some reading while I sleep.

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When we swept the Mekong Delta, secure
in the jungle that you were napping in,

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we had to sleep standing up with one eye
open like this.

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Oh, yeah? When we cleared the Ho Chi
Minh Trail to secure your Mekong Delta,

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had to whittle tweeds down to the size
of toothpicks to pop our eyelids open to

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stay awake three days in a row.

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I don't know what y 'all gonna do, but I
know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna sleep

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in a bed.

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Good night.

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when she did it now.

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First thing in the morning, have a wake
-up belt.

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I'm making cake for Nikki's breakfast.

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A couple of skinny -ass pancakes soaked
in booze. That ain't no breakfast.

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Just so you know, there is no booze. The
alcohol cooks off.

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Leaving the orange.

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Well,

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where we come from, essence is a
magazine and the orange is a fruit.

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I know my baby. She's going to start her
day with something that's going to

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stick to the ribs.

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Oh, crepes.

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I love crepes.

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Baby girl, you okay?

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Told you. She's lightheaded from hunger.

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I better make you a couple of pork chops
so you don't waste the weight.

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Morning, Grandpa.

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Good morning.

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Hey, baby. Oh, Mama, you're not going to
believe this, but I need money for

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shopping. You're not going to believe
this.

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But my wallet is empty and my credit
cards are full.

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I want to look up for your banquet.

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Here's a hundred bucks. Angel face,
knock yourself out. Thank you, Grandpa.

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Daddy. Hey, here's some real money,
baby.

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Ooh, $200?

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What's he?

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Girl can't buy herself some new threads
with that chump change.

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Here, honey.

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Bam. Don't leave home without it.

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Bam.

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And she won't leave home with it either.

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See y 'all.

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No.

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You two have got to stop this
competition before I vote you both off

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You just cost me $200.

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Hey, Professor.

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and your future son -in -law look
handsome in the morning light.

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Great to see you again, son.

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Call me Dad.

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Why?

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How's it going, son?

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I'm Quincy Dijon. I'm Nicky's real
father.

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Real father?

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That's right, son.

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I'm the real deal.

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Will everyone stop calling me son?

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Okay, pumpkin.

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Look, I just stopped by because I got to
take my car to the shop and I misplaced

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my keys and I was wondering if Miss
Parker would...

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Give me her set.

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Sure, boo.

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If you lose these, I got plenty more.

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Hey, son, you got car problems?

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Come to me. Any future son -in -law of
mine deserves a ride around in luxury

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wheels. You like Porsches?

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Quincy, what do you think you're doing?
Hush, woman.

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Can't you see two men are talking?

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Boxster or Carrera?

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Daddy, do something.

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You like Ferraris?

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My two dads.

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My check, one, two, one, two.

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Can't you play that thing any louder?

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of this place.

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I don't know what she did, but I call
mine Afro -Ghetto Fabulous Fusion.

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More like Confusion.

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Ladies, ladies, listen.

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I'm going to come back here after my
class, and if you haven't pulled this

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together, there will be no banquet.

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Which one?

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That one. Okay.

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So, how are things going with your two
dads?

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I think maybe they're working it out.
They are actually spending the afternoon

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together. Oh,

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get that for me. Okay.

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What happened to y 'all? This old fool
tried to kill me.

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You know I wanted to play checkers.

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This happened playing checkers? Oh, I
got to hear this.

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We decided to arm wrestle to see who
goes first, and I flipped his butt clean

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onto the ground. You jumped out of your
seat and you fell on me.

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If you'd have taken your loss like a
man, none of this would have happened.

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let's go ahead to the gym.

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Now, this will be the most important day
of my life, other than my wedding day

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to the professor.

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I will not have you to embarrass me.

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I'm sorry that Quincy's acting like a
jackass.

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This jackass is about to put his hip up
yours.

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That's it.

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That is it.

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And to think I was afraid of hurting
your feelings because only one of you

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present me with my award.

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But this isn't about me anymore.

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You know what?

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I don't want either one of you there.

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Look what you did. Look what you did.

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Congratulations,

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lady. Triple A really pulled this
together.

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Yes, it looks terrific.

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Reminds me of the time Paul Robeson and
I... You see, I had a vision that...

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Okay, okay.

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Actually, tea and a harpist inspired us.

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Oh. When we saw them play together, we
figured we could, too.

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Whatever.

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That's the arms.

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Looks good, huh?

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Yes, it looks terrific.

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Reminds me of the time Paul Robinson...
Oh, I gotta go, Doc.

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All right, if everyone would please be
seated. I would like to welcome our

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master of ceremonies for this evening,
Professor Stanley Ogles.

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And now the reason why we're all here.

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I'd like to introduce a woman... A
woman...

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who has made my life a living professor.

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Sorry, I digress.

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Please welcome to the stage SMC's
Student of the Year, Miss Nikki Clark.

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Thank boo.

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An English historian once wrote,

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Every person who rises above the common
level has received two educations.

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The first, from his teachers.

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The second, from a personal end.

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You know what?

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I was going to say a lot of things that
someone else had already said.

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But instead, I'm going to say my own
words.

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Uh -oh, they're about to be some
cousins.

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standing here if it were not for my
family.

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My daughter Kim has always supported me,
even when I decided to quit my job and

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start my own business baking cookies.

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And by the way, I'll be selling them in
the back at the end of this fight.

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Kim, baby, you are my heart.

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Next, I want to speak about two men I'm
lucky to call dad.

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One who adopted me and took me not only
into his home, but also into his heart.

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And the other, who recently just learned
of my existence, came forward and made

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these past few days some of the best
days of my life.

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They're not here tonight because for a
moment I forgot.

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I forgot how stubborn and crazy and
irritating family can be.

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But I also forgot how much love and
caring that they bring.

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I'm just sorry that I...

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They're not here to share this special
moment with me.

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We're here for you, baby.

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Excuse me, Rabbi?

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It's us, sweetheart.

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Daddy!

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Well, what do you know?

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Both of my grandpas are Jewish.

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We know you said you didn't want us to
come, but we couldn't bear to miss this.

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And I'm sorry we're out here like a
couple of fools.

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Especially George. Me.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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My two dads, George Anderson and Quincy
DeJohn.

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Well,

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you two do me the honor of presenting me
with my award.

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Ladies and gentlemen, SMC Student of the
Year, and our daughter, Miss Nikki

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Parker.

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Your mama's so skinny that when she gets
in the car, people think she the club.

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Okay,

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okay, okay, okay.

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Your mama's so ugly that when she went
in the woods, the trees peed on her.

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You're crazy.

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Oh, my stomach.

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Come on.

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What's going on?

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What's so funny?

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Your mama's so dumb, she went to the
movies. The sign said, on the 17 -minute

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minute, she came back with 16 of her
friends.

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My mother has a college education.

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Your mama's so fat, she puts on a yellow
dress. All the kids in the neighborhood

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are like, Taxi!

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No, no, no, no, boo.

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We're just playing the dozen.

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Oh, yeah? Yeah.

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I got one. Okay, okay, come on.

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Your mama's so dumb, she scored 900 on
her SATs. Woo -hoo!

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I got to go.

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Yeah, good night.

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See you in the morning.

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Aw, sure.

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Yeah, what's the matter?

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You can't take the heat?